Does anyone have anything to eat? Better feed the bear - I mean the dog - before you talk to him. Never know who you're gonna get when you talk to that one. Carry around a treat with you just in case; butter him up a bit y'know? Maybe even two or three if it's in the morning. Dognut is definitely not a morning dog. He likes to start his day off right with some bacon, eggs, toast and then a danish or four for dessert. Obviously donuts are his favorite, but those are the snacks that get him through the day.

It's pretty rare to see him without food in paw. Dognut is almost always eating because his stomach is like a bottomless pit. The extra layers of fluff around his midsection show it too. He's not embarrassed about it though. He's a firm advocator of "the fluffier you are, the better cuddles / hugs you give". He's pretty pro-hug and a pretty touchy dog... when he's in a good mood anyway. Sometimes he'll use his chubbiness as a weapon and sits on others when he's mad. So if you don't want to suffocate by Dognut sitting on your face, don't make him mad. Which brings me to another point - take him seriously please. Nothing really steams up his buns like when someone ignores him for his donut-y appearance. Remember, don't upset the donut dog.

Oh and uh... don't try to eat his neck or tail. Those are part of him, so you'll just poke the bear so to speak.