Here's what people don't understand about Cupcake... she's an actual cupcake. You lick her body and she will taste like frosting... or vanilla cake. Others disbelief or fascination never fails to annoy her. She'll just roll her eyes dramatically, and ask, "Haven't you ever seen a walking, talking cupcake before?" Clearly something is missing in your life if you haven't. What a sad, sad creature... she'll say to herself as she slowly shakes her head

Cupcake is a total drama queen. It's like being made of sugar gives her a title or something. All hail Queen Cupcake! The worst part of it is - she's unkillable. I mean, you can't even do anything about it if she does annoy you. Anytime injury befalls her, the scent of warm baking fills the air and the cut (or missing leg - now THAT'S a story) and it just bakes? back. You can literally see the dough form, rise and solidify into new... cake. It's weird.But hey, being the world's only cupcake dog has it's perks. She does love that title.